"There was this mavericK, somewhat foolish..."
"and there was this beauty, crazy about him"
"This is their story"
"Through the smoKe, the smoKescreen..."
"you will behold a pretty face"
"Let this veil of modesty and shyness..."
"be done away with, if you must"
"Sway... in my arms..."
"Kiss me... something's about to happen"
"This beautiful evening, let it all be mine..."
"for something's about to happen"
"It's your time"
Shoot
I was in no hurry to die, although I loved to fly
From these heights of the city, the two of us shared the same dream
To striKe it big some day and spend the rest of our lives in comfort
We wouldn't ever have to worry about money
Rohit Knew very well that I had never pulled off a job without him
And yet, for some reason, he was talKing about retirement
Here I was, looKing for a bonus. And he was asKing for a pension
What really worried me was that he was absolutely determined
I tried my best to reason with him
For my saKe, at least hear me out. - For my saKe, I'm listening to nothing!
But you must listen! I've been Keeping an eye on this man for 3 weeKs!
So listen...
that accountant visits the banK every Wednesday exactly at 9:30 a.m.
And he withdraws at least 100,000 to 200,000 rupees
Now looK, Arjun... your plan sounds good. I admit that...
the accountant will maKe a nice sucKer. But why don't you understand...?
I want to give up this Kind of a life!
The truth is that I too wanted to give up this Kind of a life
But we had drunK beer with the last of the money we had
Good morning, Mr Shah. - Yes?
I'm Ali Beg, from the Reserve BanK.
This is my colleague, Ramesh Mhatre. - Please taKe a seat
We have information your teller is upto mischief while issuing cash
What...? My banK...? - That's right
Impossible. That's entirely... - Possible
It is possible, Mr Shah. - But...
When your next customer withdraws cash...
call him into your office without any fuss
But... - Relax, Mr Shah!
If your customers get to Know your banK is upto something fishy...
they'll hit the panic buttons. - Another scam. And you'll lose your job
So taKe our advise. For your own saKe... just be calm. Relax
oKay, oKay... would you liKe to have something?
Coffee. - Tea
Excuse me, sir... the manager wants to see you
What is the matter, sir? - Come...
I'm Ali Beg from the Reserve BanK. This is my colleague, Ramesh Mhatre
How much money have you withdrawn? - 300,000
I'm sorry, we need to count the money. - What for?
I'm told that our teller is giving less money
What do you mean? - Simple. We need to count the money
Please hand over the money. - I'd liKe to see your badges
LooKs liKe he watches a lot of movies
Reserve BanK
ThanK you
Now let us have your name. - RaKesh Gupta. From Gupta & Sons
Your office address? - Gupta & Sons, Mittal Chambers...
907, Nariman Point
How long have you been worKing there? - Four years
How many people on the staff? - Between 60 and 70
Give me their names. - What?
Relax! I'm just joKing, all right?
How many folKs in your family? - Five
All tax-payers? - Yes
Give me their permanent account numbers. - What for?
Our hunch was right. This bundle has seven currency notes less
So we were right, Mr Shah. I'm sorry, Mr Gupta...
but we'll have to seize your money with evidence and addresses
You please sign here. And you... put your signature here
What for? - If you want the money bacK...
you'll have to sign it, Mr Gupta. - You have a problem at the banK!
Why harass a customer? - LooK, I'm extremely...
Mr Gupta, he's not to be blamed. This is just protocol
And you needn't worry. Your money's not going anywhere
PicK it up from the Reserve BanK this evening. Now please sign it
Please don't say a word about this to anyone just yet, Mr Gupta
The Government will be grateful to you. We cannot afford another scandal
Please watch the teller
our officers will come in from the bacK door and quietly whisK him away
Your customers will not be put to any inconvenience
ThanK you for your cooperation. - Have a nice day, Mr Shah
We were out to get 100,000. And we get our hands on 300,000!
"Hey brother... namaste"
"You and I... never stop"
"People are amazed at our friendship"
"No one Knows how we pull it off..."
"how we get away with it is always a mystery"
"This is our day..."
"who Knows what might happen tomorrow"
"Hey guys... we haven't a care in the world"
"Hey guys... that's the way we are"
So you've blown it all up? - There's more to come
Money doesn't grow on trees! - Exactly why I eye people's pocKets
You'll get caught, go to jail and land me also in trouble
The cop's a friend. He'll buy us booze all right
What are they doing...?
They can't shrug off the colonial hangover
Hey pretender... that's not happening!
"You have made it... what happens to me now?"
"This is wrong, that's a sin... that's wrongdoing, that's bad..."
"how's anyone to live here, going by the laws of the world?"
"This is the way to live, or that is the way..."
"don't do this, don't do that..."
"everyone preaches so long as he himself is merrily placed"
"In this life of fleeting moments..."
"peace is so elusive to come by"
"Hey guys... we haven't a care in the world"
guys... that's the way we are"
"Let the world change..."
"let seasons come and go..."
"we're never going to change..."
"we swear to that"
"Hey guys... we haven't a care in the world"
"Hey guys... that's the way we are"
Here come the blood-sucKers
Hello, sir. - What's up, Mr D'Souza?
What's up? What's up he asKs!
You swagger around drunK so late in the night and asK me what's up!
The month isn't over yet, Mr D'Souza. So what's up today?
What? Two smart asses vanished after swindling a banK of 300,000 this morning
What? Did you hear about that? - I read about it in an eveninger
Did I asK you? Did I...?
Why're you chewing on our brains, Mr D'Souza?
That's the problem with you. You just don't understand
You've stopped respecting us. Have we asKed you not earn a living?
But just don't stop respecting us, that's it
So let's have a piece of the pie. - There's nothing left
Did I asK you...? - Stop hitting him, Sharma!
You oKay? - Yeah, oKay
out with it... quicK
30,000. That's all we have. - You do understand
It has to do with respect. And you must respect the law
Respect the law, guys. LiKe law-abiding citizens
Enjoy. - Here you are
Let's move it. - Let them enjoy
They've taKen it all away
What are you looKing for? - Money... your cut
The money's over. And my money is your money... let's go
one last tricK. That's it. Our lives will be set after that
Know what? No matter how big a tricK you pull off...
it's never going to be enough for you
Now listen to me, Arjun... - What?
These things "big" and "small" have no definitions
What does that mean? - Sometimes something so small...
appears to be big. And sometimes, something so big is really too small
What are laughing for?
Don't ever say that to a girl. She'll beat you up!
Disgusting! I'm saying something so meaningful. And you thinK it's a joKe
You're a real rascal!
Hey Arjun... my Red Bull's over. What's to be done?
Here I am. - That's what I was afraid of...
you idiot! - Idiot!
OKay, since I'm younger than you, I'll go and fetch it
oKay
Hey... no. - That's all right
He's never going to mend his ways. Never!
Excuse me...
Rohit! Rohit!
What happened to you? What...? - Arjun, listen!
It's the 300,000 you swindled from the banK... made a sucKer out of that guy...
you Know whose man he was? SiKander's!
Get the hell out of here! We'll have him cremated...
the cops will be here any moment. Get going! Hurry up!
I'm sorry... please forgive me
I remembered every word Rohit had said to me
Everything we were fond of, everything we dreamed of...
was finished with his death. Money meant nothing in life anymore
I had quit the racKet and the city forever
Rohit's word were so prophetic
Bad times and a man's sins always catch up with him
Hey... my name is Kaif
I've heard so much about you. You've really led us on a chase
SiKander wants you over at 9 tomorrow morning
Be there on time
People say, SiKander can never die
When he was still a child, his father was so sicK of the mill-striKe...
that he poisoned his entire family and himself
Everyone died. But SiKander Kept fighting for his life for 10 days
And he walKed out alive
At 10, he worKed at a bar. And at 20, he owned the same bar
He had married the owner's daughter
His father-in-law died in just a weeK's time
People say SiKander had poisoned him
In 3 years, SiKander was the owner of 25 bars
When the rest of the dons in Mumbai felt threatened by him...
they Kidnapped his wife and daughter. SiKander sold all his bars immediately
He brought his wife and Kid home...
poisoned them and Killed them
SiKander has no weaKnesses anymore. He owns 300 bars today
Then there were the Khan brothers who had him shot at to Kill him
That bullet is still lodged in his bacK
He goes around with a pacemaKer in his chest
But he did not die. He's still alive
And rumour has it that he poisoned the Khan brothers...
and laid them out cold at Chowpatty beach
He also poisoned Ganpat and buried him in the same sands
He has opened a new bar right there. Sin City
What point are you getting at? - Nothing...
he has invited you for breaKfast. So just don't eat or drinK anything
Hey clowns... stay here. You... move ahead
The stories you've heard about me are indeed the truth
But do not be afraid. That is not poisoned
Kaif said you wanted to meet me. - You have some money of mine
I thought I'd asK you if it was safe
Which money?
Who are you afraid of?
God
What does God mean to you?
Strength. Total and complete power
You're the second man with that answer
Why? Is the first man dead?
I'm the first one
To me also, God is someone who has total and complete power
I liKe that. - What?
I see fear for me in your eyes. And it isn't misplaced
By the way, don't you want to Know what fate befell the accountant...
you tooK for a ride?
Jesus Christ!
In your business, you use emotions to con people
My business depends on emotions too
The emotion of fear
You Know why people are scared of SiKander?
Because no one can Kill SiKander
out of the 61 poisons in the world, 60 have absolutely no effect on me
LooK, SiKander, had I Known that accountant was your man, I'd never...
That's what your friend also said! But I was terribly angry then
Too bad
I trust your word
Give me my money and you can go from here
I don't have your money
Then we have a problem
He brought Ganpat here, hung him upside down...
and let loose man-eating ants on him
So where has the money gone? - We repaid a debt
Repaid a debt!
May I go now? - Sure
ThanKs
It was a pleasure meeting you
It's not about money. It's about principles
If I forgive you today, someone else will steal my money tomorrow
In ten days, you will pay 400,000 rupees to me
400,000? - Yes. The 100,000 is interest
Till then, Kaif will cling to you liKe your shadow
If you don't pay me in 10 days...
tell your friend in hell that you're going to join him. Bye
Cheers
Everything oKay, Arjun? All intact?
I hope you've got 2 left?
The messenger of death
Well, guys? Loaded with dough. Let's have a ball
That's Kaif. - Hello
Hello?
Doctor! I'm in big trouble! Please help me!
My life's gone all topsy-turvy! Please help me out!
Please sit down here. - Yes, I'll sit down
Doctor, I'm in big trouble. Please help me!
What is your name? - Sunny Dastoor
Doctor, you have to please help me out
I have this nasty habit of wagering bets while sleeping and while awaKe!
Even if I have just a rupee on me, I go and gamble it away!
You don't Know, my wife has left me because of this habit of mine
My children don't even want to looK at my face!
Please, doctor! Try to understand
only yesterday... last night...
please give me a pill that will cure me of this vice!
LooK, there's no such pill. Let's talK about it...
get to the root of your problem and solve it
Is there no such pill? - No
No injections either? - No
So what sort of a doctor are you? You only spin a yarn?
You use your spiel to empty your patient's pocKets!
I ran up a gambling debt of 50,000 rupees last night. 50,000!
And I don't have a penny on me!
Doctor, you have to help me out! I don't have any money...
and he's after my blood! I don't Know...
he'll Kill me! He's not going to spare me!
I have no hopes! No one here can help me! No one!
Better I Kill myself!
Hold on... hold on! Wait
Please sit down, Mister Dastoor...
sit down... please sit down
Sit down... relax. Put that gun down... down
Here. Have a glass of water
LooK, you can use that if I'm not able to help you, oKay?
I want to die! - Put the gun down!
That's oKay... that's oKay
Write down his name and address. - What for? Are you going to...?
No. Just write down his name and address
"Don't winK at me..."
Excuse me. I wish to meet Arjun
"Don't winK at me, o handsome. I'm not going to fall for you"
"Don't you toy with my heart, o crazy one..."
"begone, lover-boy"
"It's your mischief that has been my undoing"
"It's for you that my heart sKips a beat..."
Are you looKing for me?
Arjun? - What can I do for you?
I'm Natasha. A man called Sunny Dastoor played poKer with you last night...
and lost 50,000 rupees. - Sunny Dastoor...?
Correct. Sunny Dastoor. Yes?
Because of the debt, he tried to Kill himself last night
And I don't thinK you'd liKe to cause someone's death for so little money?
I agree, if you insist. Are you happy?
No. I'd be happy if you could write it down...
on a piece of paper and give it to me
Well, in that case, you'll have to do something for me
Excuse me! What the hell do you mean?
I'm no Mother Teresa. I'm a doctor and I've come here only for a patient
You lose your temper over nothing
At least hear me out. It's nothing, trust me
Really? So what is it?
There's a game of poKer going on in there...
and there's a chap who's been winning all evening
I want you to go in there with me as my girlfriend...
and help me read his mind. - That's impossible
Nobody can read anybody's mind
Go ahead. Hold it in any of your hands
That's funny. How did you do it?
I can read people's minds. - That's impossible
I'm a psychiatrist and I Know that you can't read anybody's mind
How did you do that?
No matter which hand you hold the coin in...
your nose twitches slightly in that direction
That guy winning in there, he plays with his ring...
whenever he bluffs his opponents
But he Knows that I've come to understand his habit
And he has stopped playing with his ring altogether
Are you serious?
There's a sucKer born every minute... and two conmen to swindle him
Shall we...?
All right. Let's go
So what's your plan liKe? - I always plan to win
The rest is upto God
Please...
Guys, this is Natasha. - Hi
JacK, Bhatia, Kaif...
Hello. I deal in stocKs
This is G. C. - G...?
Careful, JacK. Give me nice cards this time
LooKs liKe we need a new wad of notes. What say, Arjun?
This game is really hotting up. I'll go and freshen up
You'll be oKay, right? - Yes, sure
So what were you saying...?
Hang on. I'll asK
What?
Why the sullen face...? What's up? - Nothing
Let's have a smile, buddy. Just a bit of cheer...
a little smile
Yes, that's the smile girls are crazy about
But he smoKes a lot of cigars. A dangerous looKing face and cigars...
Come off it, Bhatia. Stop beating about the bush
And you, JacK...? Venting your anger on me?
Such rotten cards? I'll maKe it miserable for you
What useless cards. I pacK. - I pacK, too
Fix you later, JacK
What do you thinK? - I thinK we're going to win
Not bad. Your turn G.C.
Not bad at all
I've run out of chips
That's 10, 25 short
oKay, we want you pay up immediately if you lose
You'll have it
Three Kings!
Three Aces. - Three Aces?
Did us in all right! - Can't even swear with a woman around!
Did you thinK you're the only smart guy? That I'm a fool?
I see smart asses liKe you gambling in every nooK and corner of the city
He set a girl after me to watch whether I play with my ring!
Now... I Know it all! Everything! Out with the dough!
I'll go and get your money
Sit down. Down... sit down
Sit down! - Hello...
watch it, that's a gun
Maybe this is the way then!
Hey... put that gun away!
Out with the money. - How do I Know you're not cheating?
I... cheating? Damn you...
one second
You can fire even later. You get that?
He's run out of your money. So what's your problem if he goes and fetches it?
What are you flaring up for? - Did I talK to you?
No. - So sit down
Sure. - And you give me the money!
Will a cheque do? - What...?
Arjun, you've landed in this mess only because of me
You can pay me later. But right now, just save yourself from this mess
No, Natasha... - What Natasha...? Lover-boy!
One slug in your face... and you'll do the act in an ad for a shroud!
Modelling. - What?
They call it modelling in ads. They don't act
But it's not for you, never mind. Get on with what you're doing
A bearer cheque
There go your plans right? - What happened?
My mistaKe, but what do I do? I asKed Kaif for a gun...
and he hands me a toy gun!
So I'm the sucKer, not him. - So simple
WalK in here with a girl, point a gun at Arjun and walK away with the dough
But what'll you do with the dough? - I'm sorry...
Creativity, you see. I've proved that a sucKer is born every minute
And two conmen, to swindle him. Correct
We're really sorry. - Hey smart ass...
stay here, we'll be bacK
Stay right here. We'll be bacK
Return my money. - Sure... taKe this too
Keep the water-pistol
So this is what you do every day? - Better than stealing
What does that mean? - Nobody uses force in our profession
They give us money of their own volition
oh yes, sure! - I'm serious
The "feel-good factor" garners votes... but we're just plain conmen
Better believe him. He's been at it since he was 14
It'll taKe you time to understand me. - Here's a souvenier for you
And please don't go to the police. - No, I won't
By the way, you haven't yet done what I asKed you to
oh, sorry sorry!
JacK...? ThanK you
I forego the debt Sunny Dastoor owed me... as promised
ThanK you. It was nice meeting you all
I bet we're going to meet again very soon
How can you be so sure?
You forget, I read minds
Women are sheer trouble, you Know?
Oh no!
Trouble. Caught between the devil and the deep blue seas
I always loved courting trouble
I was barely out of one trouble and I had gotten myself into another
So it was good-bye SiKander... hello, Natasha
Madam, can I taKe your order? - One Red Bull, please
But I only... hi! - Hi
So was I right or wrong? - Right
That's what I say too
I thought so much about you all of last night
I'd have come over if you called. - Oh, please...
I Kept thinKing about you and your profession
And what did you thinK of me? - Oh shut up!
Actually, I'm thinKing of doing some research on you
Because in your line of business, you toy with other people's minds
You want to do a research on me but you haven't told me anything about yourself
I will, when the time comes
Well? Will you tell me about your profession?
Why not? The two of us are professionals
But if she lands in trouble... - I'll taKe responsibility
Let me see what you're capable of. - Let's go
C'mon
Law and order... you find only in booKs
There's just one way of trapping the sucKer. Winning his trust
our entire business depends on trust
We hold our target till as long as he gives us the money...
of his own volition. As I told you earlier...
the secret of this business is the "feel good factor"
Just watch us now. Let's go
I'll be bacK soon. Stay right here. And Keep smiling
Hi. - Good evening, sir
You see that girl over there? - Yes?
She happens to be my girlfriend and I'm going to propose to her right now
So sweet! - So show me the best ring you have
This is our most famous design, sir. - Just don't worry about the cost
Can you show me something else? - This...?
Anything that's not on display? - It's my daughter's wedding anniversary
Please pacK it nicely. - This?
Uncle...?
Hi, Uncle. I'm Arun. - Arun...?
Arun! The college!
Arun...
Vi... ViKram? - Yes!
How is ViKram? We've been totally out of touch
But where's he nowadays? - ViKram is married
Really? - He also has a son
He's in the States at the moment. - Wow... that's great news!
But... what are you doing here? Shouldn't you be there with him...?
I did go there. 3 years go, sure I did
But I didn't liKe it there. - No?
And here, I have company too
I can't tell you how nice it is to meet you, Uncle
That's Rajni, my girlfriend. And I'm going to propose to her right now
Really? - In fact, you can help me Uncle
I...? - If you don't mind, that is
How? - Please help me select a ring
I'll be an honour for me. - OKay, oKay... (E)
What are you doing nowadays? - I'm a software engineer in Bangalore
And hopefully when I go bacK from here, I'll be a married man
What do you thinK of this? - Actually, son...
Rajni looKs a bit delicate
In my opinion, this one would be better for her
I thinK you're right. Fantastic!
Please pacK this. How much? - 25,000
In whose name do I draw the cheque? - Sorry, sir. We don't accept cheques
I Know it's your policy, but my credit cards are lying in the hotel
And since this is a spontaneous decision, I'm sure you will accept it?
I'm sorry, sir, but...
Ma'am, do you have a boyfriend? - Yeah
In that case, please understand this moment. It's not going to come bacK
I understand, sir. But I'm sorry
one minute... put his bill on my credit-card
No, Uncle. How can you do that...? - It's oKay... c'mon! It's all right
No, no... - C'mon!
MaKe the cheque in my name
I can surely do this much for ViKram's friend?
Besides, I had a love-marriage too
So relax! C'mon! - ThanK you, Uncle...
how am I going to thanK you? - Don't!
Just go and propose. - ThanK you
Touch his feet. TaKe his blessings, Rajni
Bless you
So, Arun... maKe sure you meet me when you come to Mumbai again
Definitely, Uncle. ThanK you. - All the best
Good bye. - Good bye
How sweet
Do I propose right now or later? - Right now
I can't believe it. That man gave you the money without even Knowing you
Can't figure it out! - Why? Didn't you enjoy it?
That lecture you gave about winning trust...
you forgot to mention something. - What?
LooKs
With a handsome face liKe his, anyone would trust him
But people liKe me, well... - What happened?
The old fossil! I said "hello" to him so lovingly...
from the bottom of my heart...
and he walKed away in contempt - Emotions
Every man has an emotional weaKness. You've just got to hit the right button
You mean I hit the wrong button?
I want to try it too. - What?
I want to maKe a sucKer out of someone. - Natasha, this isn't a TV gag-show
You're not playing a tricK on anyone in this case
You get jailed for 5 or 6 years if you're caught
But I'm serious, Arjun. I want to pull off an act all on my own
I want to get it first hand. And if something goes wrong...
we'll say it's a tv gag-show
Has someone from your family been in the racKet, Madam?
No. - You talK as if you're experienced
Arjun, I'm serious
Natasha, I can't taKe any responsibility for you
All right. I'll taKe responsibility
You? - Sure, I'll just dig a slug
Have you gone mad? - That's all I Know. Dig a slug
Please, Arjun...?
Come, let's buy a lottery ticKet
Buy any ticKet whose last digit is 2
Got it. But why?
Because most of the winning ticKets end with the digit 2
ChecK the chart to see what yesterday's winning number was
Here it is. 12465...
This has an additional digit. Else this ticKet...
It's gonna win. - C'mon. You're simply Kidding
Darling, I never Kid about my worK
We share the same temperament... when it comes to worK. Very serious
If I go in there with a ticKet liKe that one...
they're going to arrest me in the office
We'll have to blow up the entire office, Arjun
Nobody's going to the lottery ticKet office. Now listen carefully
To pull this off, you need a prey who has faith in destiny...
who Keeps a count of the date while spending money
That's your prey
Excuse me, auntie...
Hi. Actually it's very confusing. Both of them appear to be ripe...
but it's all very confusing to me. Could you please help me?
I've just been married. I've moved here from Delhi
Actually... I thinK this is the better option
How long since you've been married? - Only 2 months
I'm just learning to run the household
How about your husband's parents?
Actually, he was still a child when the two of them, in an accident...
oh, I'm so sorry
It's so nice meeting you, auntie. - Same here, my child
Ever since Dolly has been married, the two of us have been very Ionely
Please do visit us sometime, oKay? - Certainly
Where do you stay? - Dheeraj Towers
What a coincidence. We live bang opposite that building
Bring your husband along. Come over this Sunday, what say?
We will, auntie. ThanK you so much
Good bye, auntie. - OKay
Something has fallen down from your purse
This...?
It's a lottery-ticKet. But it's not mine
Lottery ticKet? - Hello, hello
Sorry, I eavesdropped. Something liKe this happened even in London
Someone found a lottery ticKet and it turned out to be the winning one
It was there in the papers.
The contact number must be at the bacK. Use my cellphone
You are perhaps lucKy for me...?
Let's hurry. Why delay a good thing?
I don't believe in such things, auntie. - But what's the harm in trying?
Give that to me. Let's try
Hello... - National Lottery (E)
The number on my lottery ticKet is 124562
Congratulations! You've won a prize
of 5,000 rupees. - Yes!
Congratulations
Congratulations... - ThanK you, thanK you!
You're indeed very lucKy for me. I'll go and buy a ticKet at once
Congratulations. - ThanK you!
Congratulations
No sharing, auntie. This money is all yours
Fair is fair. Both of us found the ticKet, isn't it?
And you've just arrived in the city...
where will you go looKing for the office?
No way! Here you are. TaKe it... - Please auntie...
I'm not taKing a refusal. Here you are!
You Know, it was so strange. I was feeling guilty...
and also enjoying myself. It was great fun
You don't plan on giving up psychiatry and starting a new business, do you?
So... was I good? - Excellent
Here's what you'll now do. Go and return the money
What? - Yes. I'm a con-man, all right...
but I don't con people who hold on to every penny to run their families
But what will I say when I return the money?
I've seen what a good actress you are. I'm sure you'll thinK of something
Now go on and return the money
oKay
Know something, buddy?
All these fun and games, the love and romance...
is oKay
We have only 3 days to go
I'm a professional, Arjun. I can shoot with a smile
Just get rid of this girl and let's get bacK to business
It's a complete surprise! 2500 rupees in all!
Excuse me... - one minute. Hold on!
Auntie, actually that wasn't a real lottery ticKet
I'm from MTV's gags-show
Don't give her those loving looKs. The poor girl will turn diabetic
Forget it, will you?
How did you Know she was the one to target?
Every human is basically nice. Circumstances turn him bad
The principle underlying my profession is, whoever the target...
it must maKe them feel they're nice human beings
How does it maKe you feel to do such things?
Nice. Very nice
Why're you guys suddenly quiet?
Or... are you about to do something?
I was slipping away anyway
There's another martyr for women. All sucKers
Three days to go, buddy
I'm sorry, Kaif has no manners Let's go someplace. OKay?
C'mon... cheer up
Can I have a room, please? - Sorry, sir. We have no rooms left
Are you sure? - All rooms are full. I'm very sorry sir
I want this to be sent to China. - Sure, sir
What if somebody barges in? - Nobody will
As if you can read everybody's mind? - No
I have some faith in God too
"We're burning to smoKe..."
"our hearts drenched in intoxication, drunK in every vein..."
"our bodies, oozing with desire..."
"I wish I could die in your arms"
"Tonight..."
"who would want to remain in his senses?"
"No modesty can prevent us anymore"
"Your touch, o sweetheart..."
"turns my craziness into an obsession..."
"so intoxicating"
"We're burning to smoKe..."
"our hearts drenched in intoxication, drunK in every vein..."
"our bodies, oozing with desire..."
"I wish I could die in your arms"
"oh, how have our bodies come together..."
"without as much as realising who you are, who I am"
"Beads of sweat, moist all feelings..."
"in raging flames, we find the calmness of dewdrops..."
"We're burning to smoKe..."
"our hearts drenched in intoxication, drunK in every vein..."
"our bodies, oozing with desire..."
"I wish I could die in your arms"
Yes, Kaif? What is it?
Bhatia's getting to the place. With the sucKer
But that was supposed to happen tomorrow
Change of plans. Get out of there immediately
If the plan fails...
I'll have to do what I said I would, in the car
All right. I'll be there
What happened?
Something big I had planned for tomorrow is happening today
If I don't get to my position at once, everything will be ruined
We have to leave. I'm sorry
Arjun, I want to go with you
Arjun... - What?
Please tell me what the job is. Whose turn is it next?
You asK a lot of questions. Go home, I'll call you later
I want to go with you. - Have you gone mad?
I'm serious. I want to see you pull off just one big tricK. Please...?
Natasha, my worK is not a joKe
one little mistaKe and I'm going to get Killed
You're into so much of drama! - One second
Arjun, I want go with you, please
It's so effective...
Shit! The prey has seen the two of us together
He'll get suspicious if he doesn't see you with me henceforth
Which means I can very well go with you
She's too good! - Oh yes, she's too good
I don't have a choice! But promise me...
no matter what happens there... you won't utter a word
You'll do exactly as I do and you won't Know anyone there except me
oKay. - Promise?
Promise. - Let's go
Go ahead. I'll handle whatever there is...
What...? Phone? - Cigarette
Taxi! Taxi! - It's no good. He won't stop
These cabbies just won't stop. - That's how it is
No taxis at the taxi-stand. - Oh yes. It's very...
Frustrating. - Right. Very frustrating
It's no good. One must have his own car
Auto... - No, he's not stopping either
What? Cigarette? - Phone
Taxi...
He's not stopping. Go on. Don't stop. - Taxi...
Mister, we're waiting for a cab too. - No one waits for gentlemen
You Know what I mean...? That's how it is out here
one must always have a car of his own
Excuse me... what is the time? - It's a quarter to three
That's a quarter past two-thirty
What's that...?
So much of money?
Is this... your bag?
No
The same colour, but...
that's a lot of money
Since nobody else is speaKing up, I might as well do the talKing
We all stood there for 10 minutes liKe good citizens
oh yes, that's true. - This gentleman yelled so loudly...
the poor man has to have coffee now
Now let's get down to business. This bag contains 400,000 rupees
If I lose a single rupee, I find myself constipated for a whole weeK
Don't tell me. - Seriously!
And this bag contains 400,000 rupees!
So this man is either a banK robber, a smuggler...
or he's so filthy rich, it maKes no difference to him
The question is, must we return the bag or...
No. Obviously, we got to thinK about it
You're pretending to be naive. - How?
If we planned to return it, we wouldn't have been here, right?
So let's be franK. What have we all come here for? For the money
So why don't we do a vote? The one who approves...
will raise his hand
C'mon!
Good
We have just one problem
We must find out whether this money was stolen, whether it's clean...
or is it drug-money? Else, we could get caught
If this money has been stolen from a banK...
we'll get caught the moment we use a single note. And we'll be jailed
oh yes, you have a point. - But there is a way out
Let's taKe just one note to a banK to cross-checK...
if it's indeed stolen money, it's bound to be marKed
And if it's not marKed, let's maKe merry... split it up between ourselves?
But how will we get to Know whether the money is clean or not?
I have a friend worKing in a banK
I'll taKe the money to him tomorrow morning and bring it bacK
Hello! One second!
What's the guarantee that you won't run away with the money?
Good question
I have a suggestion. My wife and I have 50,000 in the banK right now
I can bring it from an ATM right now. I can Keep her here as guarantee...
and then go and checK it out. And that's it
So how many of you trust me?
Hello, Madam... hold it
You raise your hand at everything he says?
I agree. - But she's his wife, isn't she?
As if all this happens after marriage. - I wouldn't Know, I'm not married
By the way, I have a better plan. I'm here for a business deal...
and I'm carrying 250,000 right now. - Really?
I'll Keep this money as collateral, talK to my friend at the banK...
and then split this money with you? Sounds good?
So who's on my side? - Me
Hey Madam... what's up? Raise your hand, will you?
Go on. - OKay
oKay, I guess we got to hang around here till the morning. Right?
Yes, we got to stay till the morning. - So let's stay bacK
So relax, mister... relax. - TaKe it easy. Easy
Go on. - Are you through?
Oh yes. - I'll go in there then
Is the flush worKing? - Oh yes, really well
Straight and to the right...
want me to go with you? - No, it's oKay
Mister... excuse me
ThanK you
The flush in the loo is not worKing
It's worKing... he's Kidding. - So what's the plan, Arjun?
Arjun, why have you brought her? - Later
Arjun, what's the plan? Is the money in the briefcase counterfeit?
It's all genuine. Borrowed from SiKander
SiKander...?
Long story. Anyway, the plan is, when he's leaving with the money...
we'll perform a small magic tricK. - Magic tricK?
Yes, come with me. C'mon
We'll quietly swap the bag. - Yes... interesting
I'll go and freshen up. - OKay
Listen carefully
Until you receive my signal the entire police force will remain out of sight
Nobody enters the hotel. Is that clear?
I want to catch them red-handed when they're swapping the bags
Yes, they're all there. There's also a girl...
whose name is not there in our list. Remember the action plan and stay alert
Get the hell out of here! This guy is a cop!
What? - Freeze! Nobody moves!
Hands up! SticK your hands up! - Listen, please...
It isn't about the money... - Shut up! Say that to the judge!
Lay off!
I'm not with them. I'm a doctor... - Natasha, he's a cop...
What the hell's happening here?
He's dead. - Shit!
You've Killed a cop! The police are going to screw us!
I haven't Killed him! You saw it... I didn't Kill him!
You saw it, Arjun! I didn't shoot at him!
Didn't you see it, Arjun? I didn't shoot at him!
I didn't shoot at him...! - Shut up!
But I didn't shoot him! I didn't... - Shut up, Natasha! Shut up!
I've done nothing! I didn't shoot!
Kaif, he couldn't have been alone. The others must be out there
Move it! We have only a few minutes. Let's go... c'mon, let's go!
C'mon! Let's go!